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Joke of the Day

"There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?"

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"Are one-liners accepted? I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean ""afraid of xenomorphs""."
"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."
"Which gun does Superman use? SCAR-L"
"A friend asked me to do their hair for a rastafarian party... I'm dreading it"
"My girlfriend was upset when I brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way."
"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"
"ME (tousling his hair): You got a girlfriend? 8 YEAR-OLD: Yeah ME (grabbing him by the collar): How. How did you do it"
"Why is childbirth called ""delivery"" and not ""take out?"""
"I only speak Spanish when bill collectors call"