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Joke of the Day
"What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents? An elf driving car"
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"Is he sleazy? Yes. Is he disgusting? Absolutely. Did he act in a vulgar manner towards women? Certainly. But he's not running for President, his wife is."
"I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap."
"What's the difference between God and Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump!"
"[introducing you to my family] ""this is my son Carson, my daughter Boatdaughter, & our dog Motorcyclepet"""
"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"
"My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian"
"Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone... We jacked up the price."
"What do you call a Korean with a dog? ...vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha."
"So there was this surfer dude called Curl, but he died in a tsunami wave RIP Curl"