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Joke of the Day

"Is he sleazy? Yes. Is he disgusting? Absolutely. Did he act in a vulgar manner towards women? Certainly. But he's not running for President, his wife is."

"How did Moses make his tea. Hebrew it. This is not a joke Israel."

"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you."

"Me: I ate all the chips. Wife: What!? For the boys' lunches!? Well, at least we still have cheeze its. Me: You're not going to believe this"

"Miles Davis was indeed a lucky man... He literally had a Blow Job lasting 45 years."

"I've never owned a telescope... But it's something I'm thinking of looking into"

"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"