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Joke of the Day
"My local steak house serves nothing but vegetarian bc cows are vegetarian"
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"Pretzels Two pretzels were walking down the street. One got assaulted."
"What do you call a wino eating grapes? Impatient."
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"Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits."
"If the Swiss Army knife is so good.... How come the Swiss army never fights?"
"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"
"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"
"Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy? It lifts spirits"
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"