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Joke of the Day

"So there was this surfer dude called Curl, but he died in a tsunami wave RIP Curl"

"Show up late for a meeting and say, ""Sorry, I have the WORST hangover."" Then, whip out a copy of ""The Hangover Part 2"" and laugh and laugh."

"Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""brat"" ""brat who?"" ""bratwurst"""

"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."

"My pal is very dumb. The first time she saw a spaghetti bowl, she thought of a harder version of Mikado."

"What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !"

"Why do they call it a pap smear? How many chicks do you know that would turn up for a cunt scrape?"

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."

"MOM: Story time ME: Yay! MOM: it's called ""The Little Engine that Could, but doesn't cuz he's a little shit that won't move out"" ME: mom?"

"My face is so oily I'm afraid the U.S. is going to invade it"