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Joke of the Day

"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"

"Whenever It Rains, My Wife Just Stands At The Window Looking Kind Of Sad Maybe I Should Let Her In"

"thought about a giraffe accidentally getting it's own long neck in a knot and i jus started cryin"

"Did you hear about Etchisketchestan? It got destroyed be an earthquake."

"Why don't you eat a girl the morning after sex? Have you tired pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich."

"A Snowman walks into a bar... ...The Batender gets angry and yells ""WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING WEIRD END UP IN MY BAR?"""

"Everyone lies on their resume but I fear I may have gone overboard with 'immortal' and 'shoots lasers from eyes' and 'hardworking'."

"What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books? An author-dontist Wahey!"

"I asked a grape about parenthood But it didn't know much about baby raisin."

"Nudist's have the right idea.. Screw laundry!"