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Joke of the Day
"As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi"
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"My Grandpa told me this joke when I was 16... It took me a few years to understand it. How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"the plot of hitman is that greg hitman is just trying to go about his day but wacky things always seem to happen when he's around!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they do is complain that the lightbulb won't screw them"
"Son: What are caterpillars afraid of? Me: It's unlikely that they experience fear. They're not self-aware, so... Son: [sadly] Dogerpillars."
"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye 'maighty"
"Have you heard about the new pirate movie? All the producers have Hook Noses #racistdadjoke"
"What's the definition of a redneck virgin? A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers."
"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."