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Joke of the Day
"As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi"
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"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner"
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"Half the people who follow me are waiting for the nervous breakdown; the other half follow because they're easily impressed by semicolons."
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"Getting a text from someone when I'm trying to tweet is the emotional equivalent to walking into a spider web."
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