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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Korean with a dog? ...vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha."

"In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter."

"Did you hear about the insomniac car-enthusiast conspiracy theorist? He stayed up all night debating whether Porsche did 911."

"Being an adult is just a competition to see how many times you can say ""storage space"" before you die."

"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."

"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories !"

"I cringe when teens brag about taking girls to pound town because adopting a puppy together is a huge responsibility."

"What happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas, & now my brother has to send what happened child support. :/"

"If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : ""He said, stupidly."""

"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."