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Joke of the Day
"Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone... We jacked up the price."
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"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot before he hits the water."
"What did the Irishman text his Wife? ""Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."""
"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."
"""Marvel comics to introduce a female Muslim superhero"" Fans are looking forward to seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Post Box in the next Avengers film."
"What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger? One says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" The other says ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!"
"Why are valley girls so odd? They can't even."
"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"
"Double Joke Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. ---------------------------------- ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally!"""