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Joke of the Day
"I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane."
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"I'm making a band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we havent gotten a gig yet."
"[interview] ""Where you see yourself in 5 years?"" Doing your job. ""And me?"" Jobless and upset about the divorce ""OMG"" *runs out crying*"
"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""
"New evidence shows #marijuana not only helps with cancer side effects but may fight cancer itself! Oh pot, is there anything u can't do?"
"I want to create a show called ""Deja Vu"" simply for the ""Previously on Deja Vu""."
"What kind of Pop do you cook with? Baking Soda"
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."
"What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA"
"What's up with these strippers not taking my singles??? They must not like Kraft"