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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA"
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"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? The wheelchair..."
"HER: I have something I want to tell u ME: me too HER: *smiles coyly* same time? ME: sure HER: 1,2,3 I LOVE YO- ME: ONE TIME I ATE DOG FOOD"
"What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !"
"The midget vampire woke up from his 100-year slumber His first words were: ""Huh... I'm a little stiff""."
"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance Is she calculating velocity?"
"So A C and E walk into a music bar... The bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."""
"Did you hear about the guy who had five cocks? They say his pants fit like a glove."
"This guy was so computer illiterate... When told to turn on a computer, he asked where he's supposed to rub it. :P"
"""Your voice is so sexy. How can I direct your call, babygirl?"" --Smooth Operator"