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Joke of the Day
"What's up with these strippers not taking my singles??? They must not like Kraft"
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"imagine getting a bj and the person's hair gets stuck in your chain wallet"
"Old experiment #You are now breathing and blinking manually. #also you are aware of your tongue now. Let me know if this worked"
"How do choo choo train go down many mountain? It go ""TOOT"" then thomas Tank gives tug"
"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"
"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."
"When ghosts attend a sex party, what is their favourite group activity? Boo-kkake"
"How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm? They always have several lairs."
"I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in."
"What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."