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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."
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"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."
"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""
"What's the difference between Thomas Jefferson and Ariel Castro? Thomas Jefferson wore a wig when he raped his slaves"
"I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, ""I can't complain..."""
"Before you criticize someone.. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It's somehow your fault."
"*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*"
"I'm having a hard time believing Jesus was a carpenter. He was a miracle worker. You'd think he'd just wave his magic wand and POOF! Bench."
"What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? Dark humor"