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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."
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"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""
"At first I was angry... ...when all my friends began collecting stamps after I started. But then I remembered: imitation is the sincerest form of philately."
"Where does a river keep it's money? At the bank."
"What's the difference between white time and black time (Warning. Dad joke) The size of their clock."
"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."
"""Sure Chief, you can join us for dinner this year. But in the future, you're gonna need reservations."" -Pilgrims, at the first Thanksgiving"
"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."
"*blows bubbles in your face to distract you as I take all of your tater tots*"
"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't really matter, he isn't going to Heel anytime soon."