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Joke of the Day

"What kind of Pop do you cook with? Baking Soda"

"What does Reddit and Dating have in common? It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle."

"Two chemists walk into a bar... The first one said ""I want some H2O please"".The other chemist said ""I'd like some H2O too"".Then he died."

"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"The room is 15$ a night. Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"

"Couldn't look worse today. Time to run into an ex..."

"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."

"What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend? Reload, take better aim."

"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("