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Joke of the Day
"What kind of Pop do you cook with? Baking Soda"
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"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just letter nipples."
"Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number."
"If Jesus loves me how come he's never liked a single one of my instagram selfies"
"What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout? A Meanderthal."
"What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed They were marooned"
"Ever been to the Tower of Pisa? the security is pretty lenient"
"What's the hardest thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Every girl I bring home is unemployed, drunk and on drugs. I'm starting to think that whole ""opposites attract"" thing is bullshit."
"Bees disappearing is worrisome because of the environment but also there's the possibility of invisible bees."