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Joke of the Day
"I want to create a show called ""Deja Vu"" simply for the ""Previously on Deja Vu""."
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"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."
"Mubarak would like everyone to know he's now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties."
"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"
"Tripped in a curry house... It went from bad to worse when slipped into a korma (coma) I just invented this joke. It might only work with Mancunian accent?"
"On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be at 3am when I drunkenly lock myself out of my apartment."
"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"
"Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry? Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian."
"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."