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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."
Next Joke
"I went for a run.... I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"
"they found out a man was having sex with a sheep and when the sheep was asked what it was like, all it could say was BA- A-A-D!!, BA-A-A-D!!!."
"Why did the redneck cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
"What does a gift and a black man have in common? White children get immense joy after tearing one open"
"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"
"Once I participated in a ""Nice Guy"" 5K Run..... We all finished last."
"What do you call two Jews walking into a bar? It's called a business proposition. What do you call two black guys walking in to a bar? It's called a robbery"
"Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef."
"What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared."