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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the news about Bismuth? He recently came out as Bi."
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"Why aren't healthy drive-thrus a thing? I want an egg and a grapefruit and a latte and I don't want to get out of my car damn it."
"2 Jews walk into a bank. Bartender looks at them and says, ""Damn, I'm in the wrong joke."""
"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"Haven't listened to Staind since middle school... ...it's been awhile"
"I saw on the news that when snorted, nutmeg becomes a mild hallucinogen. So I'm going to work today 'megged the fuck outta my mind."
"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"
"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."
"The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe."
"Just left a note on the ex's car saying ""I STILL LOVE YOU"" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep."