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Joke of the Day
"What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes? Scandals"
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"If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?"
"Most household injuries are caused by saying ""whatever"" during an argument."
"TRUMP: She's too scripted HILLARY (reading from teleprompter): Mr. Trump, (voice steadily rising) Adobe Reader is ready to update"
"OLD SPICE: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM"
"I received an email from Google It said, ""At Google Earth we can read maps backwards "" I thought, ""That's just spam."""
"Obama and Jesus What's the difference between Obama and Jesus? Jesus could at least make a cabinet."
"I really thought my friend was my bro... Turns out it was just the placebro."
"I watched this documentary the other day but I didn't like it... ...because it was absolutely incredible."
"Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in."