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Joke of the Day

"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""

"What do you call someone without a Liver? Deader."

"If I ever became invisible, I'd kick fuck out of a mime Imagine the round of applause he'd get"

"Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store? Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!"

"Every ghost story ever I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized... I don't have a house"

"What do houses eat when their breath stinks? Apart Mints"

"Why don't spies meet at bars. The beer is tapped. (Please develop this joke. I made it up last night whilst drinking, but nobody laughed.)"

"Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common They both make her eyes light up when you run into them."

"My grandpa once told me... If you want a girl to accept your proposal, you have to spend 2 months salary on a ring. I asked him, what the hell is a salary?"

"What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon?"