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Joke of the Day

"Police chief: So what do we know about the serial killer? Detective: He's white Other detective: A muscular build Me: He kills people"

"What did the Muslim train conductor say to the passengers as they were getting on? Allah-board"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!"

"Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport."

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"What do you call a deaf dog? Whatever you want he still won't come."

"What's the best part about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her father."

"How do canibals eat victims with Parkinson's disease? Shake n bake"

"Why didn't Hitler ever order the French Dip sandwich when he went out to eat? Because he hated au jus."

"What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?? . In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time."