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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom? Rover Flows Out Of You."

"Sometimes I see a post and think "" good.. its your own fault"""

"If someone is a vegan, does crossfit, and has a rescue dog.... which one do they tell you about first?"

"Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the ""Other Side""."

"Why did Moby Dick join a heavy metal band? He could really whale."

"Once there was a fire .. Once there was a fire in brothel. Some people came out running and others ran out cumming."

"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."

"I had a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal for the first time in a long time last weekend. The roof of my mouth should be healed in a few days."

"I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes."

"Most people don't realize the Hunchback of Notre Dame's back problems were a result of his grueling database entry job."