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Joke of the Day
"The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe."
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"What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree? You wave!"
"Ouch! It was an iron bar! . . . . . . A faster than light Tachyon walks into a bar."
"I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is."
"My wife likes too talk after sex So she calls me from the hotel room."
"I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]"
"Did you hear about that new species of mosquito? It's called the Nickelback, it really sucks."
"Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell."
"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"
"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"