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Joke of the Day

"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."

"My boss asked if he dropped his watch in the toilet Because I was shitting on his time And joke creds to him. I was also fresh out of witty comebacks..."

"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""

"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"

"Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?"

"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."

"My girlfriend wanted to have sex in the back seat of my car And she wanted me to drive."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land"

"I told everyone at the party how much I love MC Escher and I got some weird stairs"

"Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G."