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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
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"So i met a hooker today who said she would do anything for five bucks Guess who got their homework done!"
"A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves."
"What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp? Banned from /r/news"
"What can't teenage girls do? Even"
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"
"Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie."
"Why should you never eat your girl out in the morning? Ever pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Sausages... They're the wurst."
"Quit criticizing the girls that take slutty pics and put them on Facebook! I like looking at them you homo!"