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Joke of the Day

"Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G."

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "

"How do you tell the difference between an African Elephant and an Asian Elephant? AIDS."

"When our solar system was formed, the Sun was in charge... So the planets started a revolution."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !"

"Two guys walk into a bar One guy says, 'I'd like some H2O.' The other guy says, 'I'd like some H2O, too.' The second guy died. The bartender is a chemist."

"*Santa's Google search* cheap labor cheap labor not kids magic cheap labor elf for sale bulk labor laws by country north pole group travel"

"I'm shopping for groceries in an unfamiliar store and now I know how old people feel when they try to use a smartphone."

"Why were the Native Americans here first... ...because they had reservations."

"Barry hoped one of the almost dozen puns he told his son would make him laugh. No pun in ten did."