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Joke of the Day

"What did the worm that crawled out of a plate of spaghetti say? ""Worst gangbang ever"""

"What do you call a Honry Micheal J Fox? A Viberator"

"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but how did they get in there?"

"Funny pick up line Are you from Japan? Because I want to get in Japanese!"

"Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say ""What's up, Chad?"" & he'll be all ""Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"""

"My Mum saw me naked this morning Guess now she knows what she's getting for Christmas."

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"

"Why was the egg late for work? It ova slept."

"Me: Got my finger stuck in this beer bottle. Wife: How?! M: Just help me. W: Have you tried butter? M: It's delicious. Now will you help me?"