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Joke of the Day
"I told everyone at the party how much I love MC Escher and I got some weird stairs"
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"Chuck Norris can recharge his chuckPod by plugging it into a piece of cheese."
"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"
"My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo."
"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."
"I'm positive I lost an electron... ...better keep an ion that."
"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."
"What winks and fucks like a tiger? *winks*"
"I can hear my girlfriend in the other room cleaning up my cat's pee. As soon as I think she's done, I'm going to yell out ""I'll do it babe!"""
"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"