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Joke of the Day

"Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?"

"What people travel the most? Romans."

"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."

"Do teardrop facial tattoos prevent crying? If so, I'm getting a urine stream tattooed down my leg so I'll stop wetting the bed."

"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot"

"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"How do jews get around town? On penny boards."

"I just got hired as a garbage truck driver. There was no training, but I think I'll pick it up as i go along."

"Why are you so fat? Because I eat a lot of pussy"