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Joke of the Day

"A day with no sunshine is like..... night"

"Go into the confessional today and see how long it takes the priest to realize you're describing Batman's life."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar"

"What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? ""Hi Buster."""

"Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him? He had *senor*-ity!"

"WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY"

"I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken."

"I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan."

"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"

"My sex life..."