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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear ISIS is in Italy now? Italian ISIS... I'll show myself out."
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"What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms"
"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs or sexual organs? Still no fucking eye deer."
"5 minutes into America's Got Talent and I learned we don't have talent, we have a bunch of delusional idiots that don't want real jobs."
"WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT"
"A baby and I locked eyes. I panicked, but thankfully I didn't cry first. Haha stupid baby, I win."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend.... But it was just my imagine Asian."
"I made a movie about premature ejaculation. But it came out too soon."
"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."