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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."

"What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car? A windshield viper."

"When I'm really bored at work I like to write ""I'm watching you"" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people."

"Why didn't Hitler cross the road? Because he could nazi anything"

"Cash grant After helping his mom over the weekend, a boy receives a $50 bill from his mom as a reward. He goes to school on Monday and declares: ""I just got a cash Grant!"" wa..wa..waaaaaa"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"

"How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ? You drop it on her twice."

"The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks."

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"