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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a normal potato? A commentator"
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"[Trying to impress a cute girl with glasses] HER: So what kind of car do you drive? ME: A bookmobile."
"You know what the first sign of AIDS is, right? A severe pounding in the ass..."
"Why did they call it The Iron Curtain? They were going to call it the Fe line, but that seemed too catty."
"I'm not sure if the founder of such a notorious website such as 4chan should be working for Google... ... but I guess it's just a moot point"
"The only reason I eat corn... Is so I can see it come out the next day"
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... Then he apologized to the woman he bumped into."
"Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt."
"I walked into a bookshop Me: ""Do you have any books on turtles?"" Them ""Hard back?"" Me: ""Yeah, with little heads"""