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Joke of the Day

"Falling coconuts kill more people than falling sharks."

"I submitted a glass pane in for a competition. I'm hoping I can window."

"Father Christmas: All right my good lady my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the tickets."

"What do you call a gay New Zealander? A Kiwi Fruit."

"I used to be in a band called Cheap Viagra'. We didn't make it very big."

"I never really got the concept of exact change... It just never made cents."

"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."

"I painted my computer black in hopes that it would run faster. Now it wont work."

"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"

"The first time I realised I was dyslexic... Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat."