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Joke of the Day
"A drop of roof water hit my face and I reacted like it was liquid herpes."
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"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing Indians"
"What do Trump voters call Holocaust survivors? Mulligans."
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"""Want to hear a joke about potassium?"" ""Yes"" ""K"""
"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"
"Son: ""I got expelled"" Dad: ""How?"" Son: ""I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."" Dad: ""That's pretty dumb but-"" Son: ""Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."" Dad: ""Ok?"" Son: ""And rub 1 out."""
"Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock... ...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up"
"Why don't you hear Django's penis talk during the movie? The D is silent."