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"You don't hear much about Snow White's eighth dwarf, but they should never have trusted Clumsy with an axe."
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."
"What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist? The vest actually does something when it's triggered."
"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
"Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!"
"What did one tile say when the other tile offered it a glass of port? No thanks, it's bad for my grout."
"How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie? An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you."
"What is the difference between 'light' and 'hard'? I can sleep with a light on."
"What do you call a wookie in concentration camp? Jewbacca"