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Joke of the Day
"""Want to hear a joke about potassium?"" ""Yes"" ""K"""
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"Why wasn't the bear allowed to drive? Because bears don't have fine *motor* skills"
"I think my friend is a vampire I stabbed him in the heart with a wooden stake and he died"
"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"
"Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)"
"When my kids are bad I take them out to the woodshed and tell them a bunch of boring stories about the people at my work"
"Know why New Yorkers are so cynical? For them, the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"Did you know gullible came from ancient Greek? The prefix 'gulli' meaning 'believing' and the suffix 'ble' meaning 'ble-shit'."
"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."