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Joke of the Day

"What do Trump voters call Holocaust survivors? Mulligans."

"Wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen"

"BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying ""I just can't see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump."""

"Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10? Cause Seven ate Windows 9"

"You should have seen the guy who unlocked the liquor store this morning. It was like he never saw anyone roll up a sleeping bag before."

"How do generals show their gratitude to their troops? They give tanks."

"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"

"You think you're hardcore? Watch THIS! *Drinks vodka straight from the potato*"

"What happened to the man that lost his left arm and left leg His political beliefs are in line with the conservative section of the political spectrum"