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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"
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"Giraffe: That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! [5 min later] *vomits*"
"I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on facebook."
"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."
"How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots."
"How do you get a Ford recalled? Wait."
"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"
"I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only ""disappointed"" in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there"
"I have decided to write all of my jokes in capitals from now on... This one was written in Tokyo."
"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"