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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"
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"Stapling my scrotum to a tree... Not a great way to start any evening..."
"Since I'm home alone tonight, I'm carrying around the biggest kitchen knife I could find. You know, to stab any murderers who come for me."
"Knock knock (Your turn)"
"I wish 'twitter' was an irregular verb so we could conjugate it thusly: twitter, twat, twitten huehue"
"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? They don't have to change the light bulb, they buy LED's.....My first original joke submitted to reddit! Hope you like :)"
"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."
"Rules Rule #1: There are no rules! Rule #2: Rule #1 is a lie! There are ALL THE RULES!"
"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"
"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."