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Joke of the Day

"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"

"I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up."

"If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin."

"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !"

"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."

"It took 11 years but hubby can finally read me like a book. A Greek book. Read upside down wearing a blindfold. It's a vast improvement."

"Why would you go to a psychiatrist? When you can just kill yourself"

"It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees."

"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."