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Joke of the Day

"If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus."

"Every mile you jog adds 1 minute to your life, so when you're 85 you can spend an extra 5 months in a nursing home at $8,000 per month."

"Bet you can't see your dick My colleague said to me, ""I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."" ""No, just your daughter's head,"" I replied."

"Throwing acid is wrong. In some people's eyes."

"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."

"Fellas, when waiting in line for the new TSA scanners, give yourself some personal ""fluffing"" beforehand. Don't get caught with shrinkage."

"I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction."

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""

"How do you kill a clown? DING DONG. Someone got the joke."

"My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified."