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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"
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"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."
"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"
"They should name American Pharoah's first offspring ""Regression to the Mean"" Because, you know, statistics."
"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."
"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""
"Buzz Aldrin was the second man to step foot on the moon. Neil before him. Neil."
",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."
"I once put a baby in adult clothing and placed him on my desk with a water bottle labeled ""fountain of youth"" right next to him."