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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta"
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"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""
"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"
"How do fish get high? Seaweed"
"There's so much porn floating around the internet these days... I just shake my fist."
"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."
"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"