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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if tap dancers.... Look at a floor and think ""I'd tap that"""
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattracitve... ...eventually they would find me attractive."
"(NSFW) Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."
"I woke up because of birds chirping.nI wish I had wings too.nI would fly to each of these birds & choke them one by one. n6 am is too early."
"So many Jesus accounts...and not one is verified"
"There was a U2 cover band playing at a bar last night... I hate to say it, but they were even better than the real thing."
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"
"How did Sigmund Freud die? He slipped"
"Sometimes when I type my brother smashes my keyboard. But luckily it doesn't happen ofteklansiurbkjgnv hgaikuwh GI;OOR;KGHKJh klwhkjalhdhakjshdilBILWU HP KJn kjlgn"
"My Girlfriend Called Me A Pedophile... I said: ""That's an awfully big word for a 6 year old!"""