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Joke of the Day
"How do fish get high? Seaweed"
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"Whenever Becky says anything in the breakroom, I just say, ""well, that got racist pretty fast"" and walk out. I hate you so much, Becky."
"One time I won a raffle in England, turns out it was for knighthood. Boy was I Sir prized"
"What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible"
"I Am Not A Lawyer I ANAL."
"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"
"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"
"Baltimore's chief export seems to be artisanal crime narrative."
"What do you call a math teacher that assigns graphs with holes and assymptotes on tests? Asshole."
"fyi it turns out you CAN get kicked out of Jimmy John's for calling the sprouts ""vegetable sperms"" live and learn I guess"