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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."
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"""I know you! You were one of the bad guys in Titanic!"" I yelled at the ocean, who ignored me like most celebrities."
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"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fish"
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"It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night ... Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."