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Joke of the Day
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"
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"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."
"I like the song ""I want to be a billionaire"" because it's about a millionaire wanting to be 1000 times richer. Sweet."
"When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."
"I never point out when someone's zipper is down. I just zip it up for them."
"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for spanish. Press 1 and 2 at the same time for the latest Pitbull song"
"According to my calorie intake, I just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today."
"I have been looking back at history. And Im starting to think, Hitler was the brains but Eva was the braun."
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"