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Joke of the Day

"There's so much porn floating around the internet these days... I just shake my fist."

"What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until the boy is 14 to come on his face"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip."""

"Why did the chicken fall into the well? He couldn't see that well."

"On this day in 1969, the 1st episode of Scooby Doo appeared on TV, beginning a golden age of teenagers getting high in the back of vans."

"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."

"An even cornier joke One stalk of corn said to the other stalk of corn, ""Hey, can I tell you something?"" The other stalk of corn said, ""I'm all ears."""

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"

"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."

"""Mom, where did people come from?"" ""God created us"" ""But Dad said we came from monkeys"" ""Dad told you about his side of the family. I am telling you about mine"""