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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park."
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"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex!       I'll see myself out..."
"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"
"So I was fucking this guy in the ass..... ... and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he's gay?"
"Oh look! A guy with ""Stand-Up Comic"" in his bio unfollowed me two seconds after I followed back. That's never happened before."
"Once you go black, you never go back... unless you're the White House."
"[apocalypse] Day 5: sickness is spreading rapidly Day 34: the streets are filled w death. There's no joy left in the world Day 69: LOL 69"
"Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion."
"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"
"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"