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Joke of the Day

"Once you go black, you never go back... unless you're the White House."

"what's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."

"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"I shit so hard.... .... If it was an abortion it would be illegal"

"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"

"[Hall of Justice] Aquaman: How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress? Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help."

"A guy walks into a bar ouch If you didn't get it think about in literal terms"

"Kissing 101: 1. Open your mouth 2. Wider, that's it. 3. Stick out your tongue 4. Then walk towards her and pray she doesn't run away."