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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I'll see myself out..."

"I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history"

"When I play poker, it turns out a lot like when I poop when there's no toilet paper... I get shit hands"

"If you were an Apple product You'd be an iSore."

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"They say you should warm up before you exercise. Sounds like a stretch to me."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"

"Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common? They were both inside a whale."

"Festive Fact: Women who put on weight over the festive period are 98% more likely to live longer than their partners who point it out."

"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"