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Joke of the Day

"So I was fucking this guy in the ass..... ... and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he's gay?"

"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."

"Whats the #1 crime associated with cell phones? Battery"

"What do you get when you order a JFK? An americano with an extra shot"

"My GF was sick and said Sperm has a lot of Vitamin C in it... I told her I guess that means I can be her C-man"

"Hillary will be the most transparent president ever... ... because she will have every state secret sitting on an insecure server in her basement. hahahaha *cry*"

"Why do women talk so much? Because they have 4 lips."

"""What are the names of the 3 greatest kings who have brought more happiness and peace into people's lives than anything else?"" Answer: Smo-KING, drin-KING, and fuc-KING !"

"Everyone buries their problems in different ways. I bury them alive because killing people is wrong."

"What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture? Mein Kampfy Chair"