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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman starts his own business in Afganistan He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! He is doing quite well! Profits are going through the roof!"

"Bosses are like diapers... Always on your ass and normally full of shit"

"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"

"the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit"

"i can't believe i'm on page 3 of an online forum debating the pros and cons of ceramic, glass, and stainless steel mixing bowls"

"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."

"Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics? Because he was Snow'den."

"Why is it called an Xbox One? Because you do a one and walk away."

"Using my son's raincoat as a hat so my hair doesn't get messed up. He's doing the cutest little shivers!"

"Men: The Only creature blessed with the superpowers to make Any machine a smoke machine in kitchen especially when his wife isn't home."